Updates

Ok.

So this is the second time i’m writing this and I’m feeling stupid. I accidentally pressed something that made me lose everything i wrote on here a few seconds ago. Grrr…

Anyway. The important this is I’m back, and I might be able to come on here more often than before. I might even publish a new short story, maybe something like Modus Operandi. The story is already in my head, i just need to execute it. Maybe soon, i can figure out how to put it in writing and present it here.

And also, I might be able to upload more photos here, will probably make this into some sort of photo blog when i feel like using photos to represent my thoughts. Or something like that.

Alright then That’s all for now.

The Man Who Can’t Be Moved

I was reading through my previous posts and I came across one where i posted my favorite song at that time. Well, i still like the song. But I now have a new favorite song. Don’t we all. Heehee.

It’s by the amazing band The Script and, although all their songs are great, this one has got to be my favorite.

I heard this once or twice before, but I never caught its title. Then I heard it again on American Idol as one of the audition pieces of one of the contestants. I still didn’t get the title. But I fell in love with the song right then and there. Well, enough blabbering. Here are the lyrics and a video of the song from youtube.

 

The Man Who Can’t Be Moved

by The Script

Going back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag, I’m not gonna move
Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand
Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am

Some try to hand me money, they don’t understand
I’m not broke I’m just a broken hearted man
I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do
How can I move on when I’ve been in love with you

‘Cause if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you’ll come back here to the place that we’d meet
And you’d see me waiting for you on the corner of the street

So I’m not moving
I’m not moving

Policeman says son you can’t stay here
I said there’s someone I’m waiting for if it’s a day, a month, a year
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go

‘Cause if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you’ll come back here to the place that we’d meet
[ From : http://www.elyrics.net/read/s/script-lyrics/the-man-who-can_t-be-moved-lyrics.html ]
And you see me waiting for you on the corner of the street

So I’m not moving
I’m not moving
I’m not moving
I’m not moving

People talk about the guy
Who’s waiting on a girl, oh whoa
There are no holes in his shoes
But a big hole in his world

Maybe I’ll get famous as the man who can’t be moved
And maybe you won’t mean to but you’ll see me on the news
And you’ll come running to the corner
‘Cause you’ll know it’s just for you

I’m the man who can’t be moved
I’m the man who can’t be moved

‘Cause if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you’ll come back here to the place that we meet
Oh, you see me waiting for you on a corner of the street

So I’m not moving
(‘Cause if one day you wake up, find that you’re missing me)
I’m not moving
(And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be)
I’m not moving
(Thinking maybe you’ll come back here to the place that we’d meet)
I’m not moving
(Oh, you see me waiting for you on a corner of the street)

Going back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag, I’m not gonna move

 

Oh Wow…

It has been a while (that’s relative) since I’ve posted something here.

It’s been a very busy year. Well, not entirely busy as “busy”. You know what i mean.

A lot has happened over the past year that has kept me away from here for a while. Mostly the jobs. And stuff.

Anyway, I’m trying to come up with another not-so-short story, so I hope i can post it here sometime soon…

Bye for now. Just dropped by after working late.

My favorite song…as of now!

This has gotta be my favorite song as of the moment. I’v got to post it here. I cant get it off of my head. Every time it gets quiet, like when I lie down to to sleep or when i sit on the white throne in the toilet, the song pops into my mind! So to give in, here are the lyrics:

I wanna be a billionaire so f*cking bad
buy all of the things I never had
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when I’m a billionaire

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh*t
give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
and last but not least grant somebody their last wish
its been a couple months since I’ve been single so
you can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
and damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
yeah can’t forget about me stupid
everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when I’m a billionaire
oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire
oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire

I’ll be playing basketball with the President
dunking on his delegates
then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
but keep the fives, twentys (?) completely separate
and yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
we in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatever’s left and just split it up
so everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
and not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
go in your pocket pull out your wallet
and put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so f*cking bad
buy all of the things I never had
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

I wanna be a billionaire so fr*kin bad!

Nice lyrics. And the song really is quite catchy. Wanting to be a billionaire but not being selfish. I guess that’s why i like the song so much. ‘Cause i do wanna be a billionaire, but not in a selfish way.

Pick-up Lines of Mass Destruction: I Can Smell “Desperation” in Every Word

Common scene at a bar...

Ever used a pick-up line before? Or has anyone used a pick-up line on you before? My answer’s “no”. To both questions.

Anyway, to the rather innocent ones, a pick-up line is this so-called one-liner that people use to start a conversation with someone they fancy with the hopes of eventually scoring a date (or just a one night stand) with the person. It is believed that there really are people who actually use these lines, but I have yet to hear one in real life. I usually only hear these lines in movies or TV shows. If real people really actually use pick-up lines in real life is quite debatable. It would be quite difficult to find out, since, when asked if they use pick-up lines, most people would go on defensive mode or just laugh out loud without giving you a concrete answer. So I did an easier research. Search for these infamous lines.

What I found out was quite interesting. There were hundreds of pick-up lines. Google it and you’ll find a number of sites that is devoted to pick-up lines. But what’s really interesting is not the number of pick-up lines these poor souls have come up with and are probably thinking of using on their next trip downtown. The interesting thing is that these lines have different categories. From the sweet and cute ones to the really weird you-wouldn’t-even-dream-of-using ones. And that’s what I have listed here for you guys (c’mon, the “sweet and cute’ ones are quite boring).

A better pick-up line than the ones on the list.

Here’s a list of really weird only-crazy-people-will-surely-use pick-up lines. These are the lines that will make you choke on your drink if you overhear the guy in the next table blurt it out to somebody; or will probably make you instinctively reach for your pepper spray when somebody comes over and uses it on you; or will make your eyes widen in horror and wish for the earth to crack open and swallow you if your playing wingman to your buddy and he (God forbid) uses one of the dreaded lines. The lines to watch, so to speak.

  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  • Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t!
  • Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] ‘Cause I can see me in your pants.
  • You want me. I can smell it.
  • Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
  • If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Damn…..your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
  • Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • Are you bored? [No, why?] Because I really want to nail you.
  • Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
  • If you were a wedgie, I’d pick you!
  • I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
  • I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
  • Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
  • Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • Does my breath smell okay?
  • Got me? I’ll do your body good.
  • Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”
  • Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
  • Hi. Can I domesticate you?
  • I think my medication is wearing off.
  • If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
  • I’ve got a thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
  • Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
  • Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
  • I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You MUST have a nice personality.
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
  • You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
  • You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
  • Stand still so I can pick you up!
  • What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?
  • Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
  • I’m good at math. U+I=69
  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way
  • (Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
  • Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in 7 positions.
  • I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
  • Can I read your T shirt in brail?
  • That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
  • You’ll do.
  • You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
  • If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
  • The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  • A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.
  • Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  • I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
  • My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
  • You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
  • There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
  • Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
  • That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  • Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!
  • You turn my software into hardware!
  • I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
  • I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
  • Love is four letters so is what me and you should do F*CK.
  • Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  • If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
  • My name’s [name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
  • Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
  • Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
  • Damn boy there’s only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you!
  • Lets play house, you be the screandoor and I’ll bang you all night long.
  • I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?
  • I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
  • Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!
  • Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I?
  • We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
  • If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
  • Greetings and salivations
  • Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
  • Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
  • HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?

Wow. That’s a lot of gasps-of-horror-inducing pick-up lines. Well, these are just some of the lines to watch out for, you may add more if you know of some that I have failed to add here in the list, or if you’ve come up of your own desperation-laden lines. Here’s to hoping nobody uses any of these on you. And here’s to hoping you’ll never be too desperate to even consider using any of the lines on your next innocent victim :)

Peace out!

ANIMAL REFUGEES

NOTE: This one was posted on my old blog, but somehow, I feel the need to post it again here.

Some of the stray cats...

After lunch today, I gathered the food scraps and prepared to go out in the back yard (if you can call the small area behind our house a “backyard”) and give them out to the stray cats in our village. For as long as I can remember, it has been our practice to feed the stray cats in our area with whatever leftovers we have after every meal. As I called them (well, they don’t really have individual names, just the general “miming”), I counted how many cats came to eat today. Seven! And they all shyly came over to share what little leftover food I had for them.

I have no problem sharing my place with stray animals, as long as they don’t make a mess. And if they’re too much to handle, I just shoo them away without really hurting them. But there are just people who like hurting animals. Chasing them with water or sticks is fine, these animals aren’t smart but they’re not too dumb either, they get a hint when they’re not welcome. They just sometimes get too hungry that they resort to destroying our garbage bags in search of food. Hey, they’re just animals trying to survive.

What I’m getting at is, you can get all creative on driving away the stray animals if you hate sharing your place with them, but at least be a little bit humane in your ways. You can splash them with water, but please, not boiling water. Our planet was made to be shared with every inhabitant; it wasn’t created so only humans can call it home.

We talk about rescuing endangered animals like the eagles, dolphins, sea turtles, monkeys and other wild animals. Sure it’s exciting to save these kinds of animals. But what about the ones that are in our streets? The abandoned animals? Don’t they have the right to be saved, too? Just because they are ugly askals (“asong kalye” in Tagalog) and pusakals (“pusang kalye”) doesn’t mean they are less of an animal than the endangered ones. They have every right to be saved, too.
My own pet is a cat we’ve rescued. We found her in the far corner between our fence and the neighbor’s wall near our gutter. She was abandoned by her mother. She was so small she fit in the palm of my hand. The poor thing, she wouldn’t have survived had we not adopted her. So we took care of her and she lives with us now, inside our house.

But the most important thing here is, please be responsible pet owners. Sure, the animals look cute when they’re still babies, and the excitement of feeding and bathing a new baby pet is there on the first few weeks or months. Please keep in mind that your pet is not a toy, it’s a living thing that you took under your wing. And keep in mind that buying a pet (or even just asking for it from a friend, neighbor, classmate, politician, teacher, celebrity, or whoever you got it from) is taking into your hands the responsibility of caring for another living thing. Being human and so having a higher intelligence quotient (I hope so) and a better capacity of doing things than the pet, it is your responsibility to take care of the animals.

Here are some pointers to keep in mind before buying a pet (still useful for those who already have pets):

1. Make sure you have the time to care for pets. A pet, even something as simple as a fish, needs your time. Make sure you have time to feed it, bathe (or clean) it, or even just look at it to say “hi”.

2. Make sure your house is ready for a pet. If you want a pet dog, make sure you will not be able to disturb your neighbors. There are some subdivisions where the houses are so near you’d hear your neighbor snore at night. It’s annoying for others to hear your dog bark at every vehicle that passes by. Be practical and consider this first before buying a pet that vocalizes every now and then.

3. Make sure you know your pet’s needs. Food, water, shelter. As I’ve said, pets aren’t toys, they have needs. Make sure you can handle their needs.

4. If you’re ready to buy one, make sure you’re ready to take care of a pet for as long as it takes, not just for a few months. Some pets have life spans as long as 80 years, and some just 5 years. Having a pet could be a lifetime commitment (kinda like marriage), so be sure you are ready for that.

Having a pet is hard work, but the companionship that it gives you is very rewarding. A pet will listen to any ramblings you might have (don’t ask me if they understand human language), it will keep you company even when you’re broke, it doesn’t care if you’re fat or ugly, and it is forever loyal to you. Perhaps pets are the ones that can give what is called “unconditional love” to their owners.
Please, be responsible pet owners. Pets are not toys. Before getting one, please make sure that you really are able to take care of it.

Yao Ming's first feeding, right after we rescued her.

4-month-old Yao Ming after her daily bath...

All grown up...and part of the house decors!

Playing hide and seek with a cockroach, not that I have a choice…

I’ve just started working, doing research on an article (and also checking out facebook and youtube on the side) when, my attention was grabbed by something small, roundish, and shiny dark brown skittering around on the floor. My skin began to crawl. It is my arch nemesis: the cockroach. I really really really abhor the creature. I’m an animal lover, but of all animals, it’s the cockroach that I can’t stand. It just terrifies me. I hate the way it flies around and just coincidentally zeroes in on me, of all people, and terrorizes me. I hate the way it smells (yuch!). And I’ve read somewhere that it carries more than a million germs. Eeeewwww… I’ve also heard that it’s not an easy insect to kill (well, aside from squishing it, which is also icky, by the way) ‘cause it is one of the most resilient creature on earth. It can mutate and develop immunity to all types of insect repellant. So insect repellants wont work on them anymore if you keep using the same thing. It can survive up to 2 weeks without food or water, and it will stay alive for up to 9 days even when its head cut off. And some scientists even said that if there was a nuclear bomb that will wipe out the earth, the cockroach will survive because it is resistant to radioactivity. That would be so cool if we weren’t talking about roaches. But we are, so after squishing the cockroach with a fly swatter (I ran out of the spray thing that kills roaches), I did a quick research on the best ways to repel these critters.

  It is a little known fact that roaches like high places. If you put boric acid on TOP of your kitchen cabinets (not inside), if space allows between ceiling and cabinets, the roaches will take the boric acid to their nests, killing all of them. Boric acid is toxic by mouth – keep away from children and pets.

  Diatomaceous earth is a safe alternative which can be sprinkled in areas where roaches congregate, especially hidden areas such a cabinet tops and behind appliances. Harmless to people, the tiny particles cut the waxy exoskeleton and kills the insect within 48 hours. For a week or so after the treatment, the dehydrating insects will search more actively for water. Therefore, do not be surprised if you see roaches more often after the treatment. Most roaches should be killed within two weeks of application.

  Catnip is a natural repellent to cockroaches. The active ingredient is nepetalactone, which is non-toxic to humans and pets. Small sachets of catnip can be left in areas of cockroach activity. Catnip can also be simmered in a small amount of water to make a “catnip tea” which can be used as a spray to apply around baseboards and behind counters. This natural repellent should only be used in homes without cats!
  Keep a spray bottle of soapy water on hand. Spraying roaches directly with soapy water will kill them.

  In an empty one pound coffee can, place 1 or 2 pieces of bread which have been soaked thoroughly with beer. Place in areas known to have roach infestations.

  Leave bay leaves, cucumber slices or garlic in the affected area as deterrents.

  The fruit of the Osage orange tree, the hedgeapple, is a natural roach repellent. Leave one hedgeapple per room for effective deterrence up to two months. You can learn more about hedgeapples for pest control at hedgeapple.com.

-          http://eartheasy.com/live_natpest_control.htm

Dried Bay Leaves, Garlic and Cucumber Slices are all great natural insect repellents. Just place any 1 (or all 3) of these in trouble areas to keep cockroaches from coming back.

-          http://blog.ecosmart.com/index.php/2010/06/07/give-cockroaches-the-boot-with-these-natural-pesticides/comment-page-1/

Beer and Peanut Butter Roach Traps
Why buy expensive poisonous roach pesticides? Go green by making these natural roach and ant traps. Just place a piece of bread soaked in beer or a dab of peanut butter inside a glass jar. Coat the inside rim of the jar with slippery vegetable oil. Roaches and ants come for the feast but can’t get back out of the jar. Dump outside or cover and throw away.

-          http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1647709/go_green_with_natural_roach_repellents.html?cat=32

Well, worth a try…

MODUS OPERANDI

One of my short stories. Was posted at my old blog, but i’m moving it here. Hehehehe. Enjoy. – JJ (Peanut)

I combed my hair meticulously. Slowly, I guide every strand in place.

Everything in its place and a place for everything, Mum always says. Well, she’s not actually my real Mum. I was told that my real mother died years ago when I was too little to know anything. Mum is my grandmother, actually. She raised me to be her perfect little boy.

I always do what she tells me. She knows what’s best for me. She always did. She loved me like no one else will ever do.

Ah, there. I scrutinized my reflection in the mirror.
I’m handsome. Smart. Successful. Rich. Well-mannered. I have everything I could ever want. I can buy anything and anyone I wanted. I’m real good at managing my company.

Mum raised me well. She taught me how to be proper, how not to be rude. She sent me to the best schools.

But I had no friends. Not that I didn’t want any. I just felt that I didn’t really need any, with Mum around, she was all the friend I need.

Until last year.

The doctor said she was just too old and she died a natural death. I don’t believe him. I know, I just couldn’t figure out why, but there was some reason Mum had to die.

And right after Mum’s funeral, I met her. Her name was Abby, she had said.
She followed me home and kept me company. She was the first friend I met. And I guess she’d be the only friend for me.

I like Abby. She was always with me. At home, when I go to the groceries, when I go to work, she’s always there quietly keeping me company.

I looked at my collar in the mirror. It has to be perfect. Mum would make sure I always looked presentable.

When I met Abby, it was the second year that I was president of Mum’s company, but I have spent all my life preparing to be one. Mum made sure of that.

Abby would keep me company in my office. She’d sit quietly behind me in all my meetings. She witnessed all my business transactions. She’d come with me in all of my business trips. She was the best friend I have ever had after Mum died. And she came at the perfect time, too.

I looked around at my casual jeans and shirt. I have to check all the creases and folds. My expensive jacket matches my jeans and shirt perfectly.
Ah, must keep every detail perfect.

One day Abby and I were talking in the veranda of my mansion. We were talking, as we always do. That’s one of the things I like about Abby. We can talk all day just about anything we can think of. And that day the conversation led to marriage and women.

“Zoilo,” she started, “you should start thinking about settling down. You are not getting any younger, you know. And I’m sure if your Mum was here, she’d be telling you the same thing.”

“I know, Abby,” I acknowledged. Now Abby was a real good friend of mine but she wasn’t the kind that I would marry and we both knew that. She was more like a big sister to me. She was beautiful and smart, but she is one of those women who’d never settle for a very quiet and subdued man like me. Or for any man, for that matter. She had given me the impression that marriage and love was not in any of her interests and I have never brought it up with her. Hard to believe but I was never attracted to her either. Yes, she was attractive and amazingly smart, but what we had was a very platonic relationship.

“You should start thinking about heirs, Zoilo. Your riches and mansion will go nowhere if you stay single.”

I know, Abby, I thought. I certainly had no problem getting dates, I found that women are easy to come by when you have money and good looks. But I have never really considered any of the women that I have taken out to fancy dinners. I find most of them brainless beyond the casual chitchat. I could never discuss Darwin, or van Gogh, or Chopin with any of them. They were all interested in shallow things. Like make up. Stupid tagalog movies. Gossip. Such things I can nod and comment on but not with the same mental stimulation that discussions of da Vinci and Einstein give me.

I walked out to my shiny, spotless Mercedes.
Abby has been encouraging me to go to the bars at night that I might find myself some one worthy of my time. Since I do not have friends and only very few acquaintances, none of the women I’ve known in the social circles I moved around in went beyond first dates.

“Why don’t you take them home when you feel like there is a connection, Zoilo?”, Abby suggested, “Maybe they can feel more comfortable when you have them in your sitting room with a few drinks.”

“I’ll give that a try, Abby.”

“You can even show them your Mum’s rose garden. They’re lovely in the moonlight.”

“Good idea, Abby.”

I gunned the car’s engine and prepared to drive out. I opened the remote-controlled gates to let myself out and closed them behind me. The chef, laundry woman, gardener, and house keeper leaves by 8pm after all the chores are done. And they come back at eight in the morning. I like my privacy, so I did not hire stay-in servants. And I believe it gives a master more responsibilities if he allows his servants to sleep in his mansion. I do not like that. And I prefer to be left alone in the evenings when I watch television or do my hobbies.

I drove for about 20 minutes and reached the city’s nightlife district. I never really liked the night life but Abby was right about the bars being a good place to meet women. And alcohol-intoxicated women were easy to impress.

I’ve brought home a lot of women already, and none were worthy of my time. Although Abby was right about them getting comfortable in my living room. They also enjoy the rose garden. Although when I start discussing about anatomy, they get a little nervous. But not until I give them another drink and caress their bodies.

Ah, women. People say they’re way different than men, that they are more sensitive. I don’t think so. They’re all just the same, women and men. They all fall for the same traps, the same shallowness, the same weaknesses. But it doesn’t matter to me. I am just curious about them, their bodies, their brains, their insides.

I was a very avid student of human physiology. If I didn’t have to study business for the sake of Mum’s leather manufacturing company, I would have been a surgeon. But that’s okay, Mum needs me to run the company.

I entered the bar, welcomed by the scent of alcohol in the air and swirling smoke of cigarettes. The air was heavy with different scents, a mixture of sweat, alcohol, and cigarettes, along with the loud music of the live band. I walked towards the bar, aware of some approving looks directed my way. Mostly from women.

I ordered a drink.

“New around here?” the bartender smiled as he prepared my drink.

“Yeah, actually,” I lied, “just trying out the local night scene.”

“You came to the right place,” he served my drink.

“Thank you.”

I turned my back to him and looked around to survey the bar. All the bartenders in town seem to think their bar is “the right place”.

I spied a group of young patrons in one table, rather rowdy and hooting at the band. Over at another table was a couple talking and smiling at each other. I thought they were rather comical, looking into each other’s eyes. I imagined they were counting each other’s eyelids and mentally comparing the size of each other’s facial pores.

And then, as I sipped my drink, out of the corner of my eye, a woman was sitting at the far corner of the bar. I turned in her direction slightly so I can survey her more without appearing to stare. She was pretty. Her dark hair tied in a pony tail.

And she was alone. I figured she wasn’t from around town.

She looked my way and I gave her a slight nod and a shy smile. She smiled back. That was my cue. I walked over to her.

“Hi. You’re not from around here, are you?”

She smiled, “Actually, yes.”

“Do you mind if I join you?”

“No, not at all.”

I introduced myself. I’ve always been honest with the women I meet. She said she was Mae and that she had just moved in town and still looking for a job, hoping for a brand new start. We talked all night and enjoyed each other’s company until she decided it was time for her to leave. Finally. So I asked for her number before she said goodbye and walked out.

I counted mentally.

One…

Two…

Three…

I got up, paid for my drink, and left a tip for the bartender.

I reached the parking lot just in time to see Mae try to hail a cab.

“Hey!” I called to her, “No luck?”

“Yeah,” she shrugged and smiled.

“Want a ride? I could drop you off, I’m on my way to my mom’s.”

She hesitated for a while and after another failed attempt at hailing a cab finally considered my offer.

Just like any well-trained gentleman, I opened the door for her. I asked her where I could drop her off.

Perfect.

Her address was a little beyond the road that leads up to my house. As with all other newcomers in town. There happens to be a new apartment complex built on the road to the next block. That’s where almost all newbies in town live.

“Uhm… I hope you don’t mind. Could we maybe drop by my mom’s place before I drop you off? I’m really worried about her…” I looked over to her apologetically.

She looked back at me with an uncertain expression on her face.

I composed myself and gave her the best puppy-eyes and worried look, “I’m sorry…nevermind – I’ll drop you off first. I’m just so worried… mom’s on her own and she was feeling a little under the weather and she didn’t sound so good when she called me a while ago – I’m sorry, I’m rambling. It’s just that –“

“It’s okay”, her expression changed and she tried to comfort me, “You know what, it’s okay. Let’s go over to your mom’s first.”

“Are you sure? I mean, I could drive you home first. I really shouldn’t drag you into this –“

“It’s okay, really. I don’t mind”, she smiled and squeezed my arm.

“Alright. Thanks. I’m really sorry I had to drag you into this. But don’t worry, it’s just around the corner.”

We drove in silence until we reached my mansion.

“Here we are”, good thing I left the lights on in my room, “That’s mom’s room up there with the lights on. I’ll just be a minute; you can wait by the porch. Thanks again, Mae. I really appreciate this.”

I climbed down and ran to her side to open the door for her. I then led her to the front porch.

< Breaking news: an undisclosed number of bodies were found buried in the backyard of the mansion of one of the city’s richest young bachelor. The bodies were discovered after a series of disappearances of young women was reported. The victims were all new transfers in the city. Authorities had taken at least 3 months before getting a lead on the suspect, when one of the witnesses, a taxi driver, reported seeing the suspect, Zoilo Hernandez, president and CEO of Leather Emporium, with the last victim Mae dela Cruz. The driver said he had overheard Hernandez offering dela Cruz a ride home. The suspect is now in police custody. Authorities have not yet disclosed the case to be filed against the suspect, who was reportedly assessed by police psychiatrist to be schizophrenic. The manner in which the victims’ bodies’ conditions were found was very disturbing, which included decapitation, dissection, skinning, and scalping. Injection marks were found, which indicated experimentation, too. This so far has been the most obscene and sensational crime in the city… >

The Write Movies

Ever notice that most characters in movies (except some action or adventure movies) or TV shows (except crime and hospital dramas) are either writers or editors? Or, if not, the characters’ jobs are a bit related to journalism or writing? Check out the list I made and you’ll see what I mean. Or you can also stop and think about it and add more to my list.

Marley and Me – John Grogan was a writer/reporter who had a weekly column in a news paper.

Superman – Clark Kent and Lois Lane were reporters

Spider-Man – Peter parker worked as a part-time photographer (related to journalism)

Sex and the City – Carrie Bradshaw was a successful writer/columnist

Bridget Jones’s Diary – Bridget Jones was a reporter

The Proposal – Margaret Tate was an editor, and Andrew Paxton was an assistant editor

Never Been Kissed – Josie was a reporter

Now and Then – Sam grew up to become a writer

The Time Traveler’s Wife – Henry was a literature graduate who worked as a librarian

Confessions of a Shopaholic – the Girl in the Green Scarf, well she’s a columnist

The da Vinci Code – Robert Langdon was a symbologist who has written a lot of books

Angels and Demons – same

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days – they’re both writers in a magazine

Hitch – Eva Mendez’s character is a journalist

Alex and Emma – Alex was a writer

Forces of Nature – Ben was a “blurb” writer

Love, Actually – Jamie, one of the characters, was a writer

One Fine Day – Jack  Taylor was a reporter for the New York Daily News

Runaway Bride _ Ike Graham was a reporter

That’s about all I can think of, for now. You guys can add more, too.

First serve…

Well, here I am. My first entry on my new blog. Yey! So what’s this gonna be about? I dont know. Anything, I guess.

Honestly, i just need a “journal” to write/record my thoughts and ideas. Maybe a “draft bank” for my future works. Amisyosa. Hahahahaha!

Well, maybe I will be able to keep this blog updated. I hope so, anyway. I’m planning a weekly update, at least. Or whenever i have the time.

And maybe i can upload some photos, too. Oh,well. Anything goes.

Enjoy!